Friday, March 14, 2008

Kiss My Grass



I hate, hate Easter grass! That stuff is endlessly annoying!! It does'nt matter if it's paper, plastic, or edible...I swear I saw some at Target. You find that stuff around your house til the next Easter. So, one year I actually followed one of Martha's "good things." Usually Martha just puts me to sleep. Esspecially before she went to jail. She has that monotone, Mr. Roger's voice that lulls me into a coma. Martha suggested using a yard of tulle in place of that pesky grass. It changed my life, well not really, but it did make me much happier than having to vaccum or sweep up the d@#* grass. I don't even do the cleaning up but at least Tom and the housekeepers don't have to be bothered with that mess! Just go to the fabric store and buy a yard or a roll of tulle. It comes in many colors. You too will have a Happy Easter!!

6 comments:

Annemarie said...

I'm so doing that...not the "kissing your grass" part...sicko.

tawnya said...

I thought I was the only one who hated Martha!

Jen said...

Thanks for the great tip!! I am going to try it out this year. I am pretty sure I have and extra roll of tulle lying around here somewhere.

Paige said...

That is a great idea. But it involves a trip to the fabric store. Maybe one of my "crafty" sisters can go for me.

ferntyler said...

I love it - we have our first Easter Egg hunt tomorrow, so I need to go round up some tulle quick! I don't like Martha's voice and tone, but man, she has got some great ideas!

Harper Family said...

what a good idea!!!