You know you've been in Physical Therapy too long when...
1. All your peeps are 80
2. You wonder where they got the orthopedic sandals and do they come in metallic?
3. Your peeps ask you if you have named your walker
4. Your sister says "Don't you dare!"
5. You are on a first name basis with all the therapists and office staff
6. The aids whistle your theme song when you come in-Shaft
7. You know you walk like a gangsta
8. You think maybe it's cool to have a gangsta strut
9. You bling out your cane
10. It is like a part-time job!
It's been a long 6+ months but I can walk and I couldn't have done it without them! I love to hate them.